Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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