it wasn't lemon gatorade
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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