He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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