he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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