btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
be right there i have to get my cape
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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