Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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