are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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