I wish i was in the wii world.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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