Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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