how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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