What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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