dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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