drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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