I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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