So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Can Purell be used as lube?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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