yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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