matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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