I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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