Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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