Kiss
Puke
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
