There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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