We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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