i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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