i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I believe in your delicious
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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