I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
