Christians are straight up FREAKS
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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