so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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