I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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