Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
