OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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