ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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