I look better un-naked...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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