Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
