Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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