WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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