did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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