You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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