THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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