belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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