Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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