let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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