How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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