I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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