it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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