Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just high enough for therapy.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Randomize
