im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm both gender and math confused
I think i got beer on your cat.
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