i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
