I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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