So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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