Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You are a genius and a whore.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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