they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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