Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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