is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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