so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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