Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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