if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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